#idk is this anything

[loucifersbitch]

Buck: "I'm bisexual 😃"

Eddie: "That's great, bro! Time to blow up my entire life 😃"

[moonsharky]

BUDDIE ★ BUCK TOUCHING EDDIE'S SHOULDER(S)

[fiovske]

just a couple of french braid crowleys

(insp)

[uhohdad]

(18+) ok but what about loser!könig and self-aware dating simulator!reader

you’re the closest thing he has to a platonic relationship, let alone a romantic one. he can’t even seduce a girl in a game, always using the raunchiest, creepiest dialogue options on you

he dresses you in the skimpiest, most perverted outfits - lacy and frilly lingerie, school girl uniforms with skirts that show off half your ass, bikinis that barely cover your nipples.

once finally he unlocks the sex simulation of your game, he’s ruthless, pouring hours, days into leveling up and collecting different toys to use on you. he likes to use them all at once - gag you with a slick tentacle, put a vibrator on your clit and suckers on your nipples. plug your ass and give you a thorough spanking while a monster dildo pumps in and out of your tight, dripping cunt.

you’re forced to watch as he furiously pumps his cock to your intense fucking, the squirming tentacle in your mouth keeping you from begging for mercy as it stifles your cries and moans, occasionally forcing you to gag on and swallow its messy seed.

könig loves to overstimulate you. make you cum over and over, until you’re drooling and trembling. until your cunt is soaked, your eyes roll in back in your head, and tears stream down your cheeks. you can’t help but get your hopes up every time he cuts of his moans with choppy breaths, painting his fists and his keyboard with his pent-up finish.

more often then not you’re disappointed, though, whining as you watch his thick cock rise to attention once more at the sight of you taking your torturous fucking on his screen.

can you blame him? you are just an object made for his entertainment, after all <3

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[dogd0m-charlie]

the way that during sex I'm always like "aw, look at you, taking me so well. yeah you like that baby? you like being my good little whore, huh? you're so pathetic, look at you... such a pretty puppy for me, such a good little boy. you belong to me, no one else <3"

and then an hour later he's rubbing my tummy and I'm kicking my feet going "YAYYYY YAY YAY YAY :33"

[letallthetrashraindown]

Anne Carson, “Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides” / George William Joy, “Sleeping Joan of Arc” / Andrei Tarkovsky / Anne Sexton / “Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian”, Il Sodoma / Caroline Walker Bynum, “The Holy Feast and the Holy Fast” / “St. Denis Picking up His Head”, 19th century Panthéon murals / Margaret Atwood, “Half Hanged Mary”

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

thinking so much about kai being forced to be a bystander. originally the main character and now stuck being a witness to the suffering of everyone around him. the people he promised to protect. first it was nya getting kidnapped, then lloyd fighting garmadon/the overlord, then zane’s death, then lloyd getting possessed, then cole turning into a ghost, then lloyd being killed by his father, then nya turning into the sea

honestly the list could be more comprehensive, but its so crazy to think that the worst things kai has gone through have been watching the people he loves suffer.

that he’s never the one who gets hurt. that all he wants is to protect them and he never can. that he’s said before that he wishes he could take their place and get hurt himself if it would spare them the pain, but instead he’s forced to watch and be helpless. screaming crying throwing up

[bottom-dogg]

Bulges are so cool I love bulges I love when bulges exist and are real reblog if bulges hehehehehe

[moptopper]

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) make history's greatest sheep-farming themed breakup album

[thermodynamic-comedian]

brutal pipe murder except everything's the exact same but on his way out, elias slips comically on a puddle of blood and accidentally hits himself with the pipe. he doesn't die or anything but he gets a mild nosebleed and the eye starts laughing at him

[ithinkimfaking]

She wears short skirts I wear t shirts she's cheer captain and I'm a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.

[driving-in-circles]

[saikkunen]

😘

[tonydaddingham]

oh my god but crowley didn't fully believe that whatever he was idly toying with confessing at the ritz was gonna work, did he? he impatiently looked at his watch, flumped into the chair after stress-tidying the shop - not because the metatron had dragged aziraphale away, but because when aziraphale eventually comes back, and crowley manages to ferry him off to the ritz, crowley wasn't yet sure whether he should say the unspoken thing. he was still weighing up the idea, was debating whether or not he should. because here's the thing - crowley hadn't cottoned on.

he hadn't worked out what the dance meant. the lingering touches. the longing glances that he thought he might have caught in the corner of his eye, but couldnt be sure. maggie and nina came to talk to him, and he was nonchalant and dismissive and brushed off what they were saying because crowley doesn't want his vulnerability seen. he wasn't even sure that a confession would actually work - so don't encourage him, because what if aziraphale doesn't feel the same way? what if giving voice to it is still too fast?

but they seem to think that aziraphale feels some kind of way about him... so maybe, actually, he should? he should say something, he should tell aziraphale how he feels, oh god he should take this spark of bravery and fan it into an inferno... because that glimmer of hope, buried within, that aziraphale won't reject him is burning a little brighter.

so he decided to take the leap, to confess then and there, because that little flicker of courage is so delicate, and it has to be coaxed into a flame, and if he doesnt do it now, he won't ever feel he can. "if i don't start talking now, i won't ever start talking". he wasn't set on confessing at the ritz, only considering that if anything was going to be said it should happen there. he went out to the bentley, after handing maggie and nina back to their reality, to put Their Song on the deck - it might help! - and then came back nervous and excited and impatient and terrified. but the girls said that they never say what they're really thinking, and what crowley's thinking is that he ought to say something, but doesn't know if he should.

but crowley took the leap, decided to just do it whilst he's still got a grasp on that conviction and bravery. and is smacked back with the shock and repulsion of being offered restoration, the heartbreak that aziraphale does reciprocate what he does, but only if he's an angel again. only if he goes back. only if only if only if. he doesn't hear what aziraphale actually means, doesnt think about what aziraphale is actually trying to say to him - that aziraphale does want him, does love him, does want to be with him, just as he is, but it can only happen if they're safe, working from the inside to change things so they can be safe - because all he can think is that maybe he shouldn't have said anything at all. took the leap, and found out all over again what it is to fall.

[sw33t-oubliette]

we are not the same . youre in her dms and im THE SERPENT THAT SHALL POISON THE SKY AND BOIL THE SEA , THE LAND SHALL FREEZE ETERNAL AS YOG-SOTHOTH BECKONS US HENCE WHOSE VOICE I HEARD WHEN FIRST WE BUILT THE TRACK SO LONG AGO , ALL SHALL KNOW MY RULE TO BE THE LAST AND NONE SHALL SURVIVE MY REIGN