#idk is this anything

[loucifersbitch]

Buck: "I'm bisexual 😃"

Eddie: "That's great, bro! Time to blow up my entire life 😃"

[moonsharky]

BUDDIE ★ BUCK TOUCHING EDDIE'S SHOULDER(S)

[fiovske]

just a couple of french braid crowleys

(insp)

[uhohdad]

(18+) ok but what about loser!könig and self-aware dating simulator!reader

you’re the closest thing he has to a platonic relationship, let alone a romantic one. he can’t even seduce a girl in a game, always using the raunchiest, creepiest dialogue options on you

he dresses you in the skimpiest, most perverted outfits - lacy and frilly lingerie, school girl uniforms with skirts that show off half your ass, bikinis that barely cover your nipples.

once finally he unlocks the sex simulation of your game, he’s ruthless, pouring hours, days into leveling up and collecting different toys to use on you. he likes to use them all at once - gag you with a slick tentacle, put a vibrator on your clit and suckers on your nipples. plug your ass and give you a thorough spanking while a monster dildo pumps in and out of your tight, dripping cunt.

you’re forced to watch as he furiously pumps his cock to your intense fucking, the squirming tentacle in your mouth keeping you from begging for mercy as it stifles your cries and moans, occasionally forcing you to gag on and swallow its messy seed.

könig loves to overstimulate you. make you cum over and over, until you’re drooling and trembling. until your cunt is soaked, your eyes roll in back in your head, and tears stream down your cheeks. you can’t help but get your hopes up every time he cuts of his moans with choppy breaths, painting his fists and his keyboard with his pent-up finish.

more often then not you’re disappointed, though, whining as you watch his thick cock rise to attention once more at the sight of you taking your torturous fucking on his screen.

can you blame him? you are just an object made for his entertainment, after all <3

♡ Drabble Masterlist ♡

[letallthetrashraindown]

Anne Carson, “Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides” / George William Joy, “Sleeping Joan of Arc” / Andrei Tarkovsky / Anne Sexton / “Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian”, Il Sodoma / Caroline Walker Bynum, “The Holy Feast and the Holy Fast” / “St. Denis Picking up His Head”, 19th century Panthéon murals / Margaret Atwood, “Half Hanged Mary”

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

thinking so much about kai being forced to be a bystander. originally the main character and now stuck being a witness to the suffering of everyone around him. the people he promised to protect. first it was nya getting kidnapped, then lloyd fighting garmadon/the overlord, then zane’s death, then lloyd getting possessed, then cole turning into a ghost, then lloyd being killed by his father, then nya turning into the sea

honestly the list could be more comprehensive, but its so crazy to think that the worst things kai has gone through have been watching the people he loves suffer.

that he’s never the one who gets hurt. that all he wants is to protect them and he never can. that he’s said before that he wishes he could take their place and get hurt himself if it would spare them the pain, but instead he’s forced to watch and be helpless. screaming crying throwing up

[bottom-dogg]

Bulges are so cool I love bulges I love when bulges exist and are real reblog if bulges hehehehehe

[shieldofiron]

Nurse Stiles who's been working doubles because the hospital is understaffed. And when he goes home there's this big feral dog he's been feeding. And he's a little out of it, but the dog just seems familiar and comforting, and it reminds him of Beacon Hills.

When he finally lures the dog inside and gets a good night's sleep he wakes up in bed next to Derek who went feral after Stiles left for college and has been missing for years.

Also he's in Stiles' bed naked so...

[moptopper]

this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) make history's greatest sheep-farming themed breakup album

[thermodynamic-comedian]

brutal pipe murder except everything's the exact same but on his way out, elias slips comically on a puddle of blood and accidentally hits himself with the pipe. he doesn't die or anything but he gets a mild nosebleed and the eye starts laughing at him

[gothmuppetenthusiast]

Nice to see a Daniel Howell cameo in the newest Wallace and Gromit film

[ithinkimfaking]

She wears short skirts I wear t shirts she's cheer captain and I'm a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.

[driving-in-circles]

[saikkunen]

😘